A network of brilliant minds with no moral compass. Le Cercle du Saumon Noir doesn’t destroy for pleasure — they simply rearrange the world to suit their logic.
We flooded half of Zürich after we opened all the brewery kegs at once. Beautiful chaos.
We switched the FCZ and GC Zürich shirts right before the game. Pure confusion. Pure art.
We tried to smuggle 200 sausages into Letzigrund. We almost pulled it off—until our lookout bear ate the evidence.
We dressed a zoo bear as a referee for the derby. It issued three yellow cards, one to a corner flag. Legendary.
We infected and released zoo animals. Jean was attacked by 2 parrots but managed to run away. What a hero!
Known for his composure and surgical precision, Jean-Salar Baguette treats villainy like fine art. Every scheme is deliberate, every betrayal rehearsed. The world is his chessboard — and he’s already several moves ahead.
